do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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