im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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