so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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