Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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