Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
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