Yo dont text me then not text me
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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