I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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