We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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