I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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