just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
