He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Randomize
