when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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