SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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