just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
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Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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