I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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