My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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