I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
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Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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