I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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