it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Randomize
