"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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