look no pants
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
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