Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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