At least make sure they are 18
Why
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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