Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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