dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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