This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
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He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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