Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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