This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
