what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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