I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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