So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
either way he was missing a nipple.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.