you guys were way drunker than both of me
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles