he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?