I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.