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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer

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  you spelled her name wrong

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  not you too!!

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex

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• (818): View more from California

  I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?

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• (940): View more from Texas

  You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.

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• (909): View more from California

  i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Is she still in your room?

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  Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Yea we just broke up

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  so do we start sexting now or later?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.

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