I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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