Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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