shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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