Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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