Pappa wants mamma naked
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
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I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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