if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
it glows. i had to have it.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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