No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
My bed smells like the plague
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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