she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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