If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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