dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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