Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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