You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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