My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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