then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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