What a fucking waste of an outfit
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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