How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Your cock deserves a montage
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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