What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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