walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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