No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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