Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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