K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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