I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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