I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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