You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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